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Friday, December 16, 2011


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How to ace the Decemer 2011 NLE?
        So, alright, my lil sissy would be taking this exam as well as most of her friends. Kudos people! I know you can do it and days before you take your seat and shade those little boxes; I have a few more things to tell you. J

You will top the board exam. Just do these J

Breathe. Yeah, I know you do know inhale and exhale and the process of ventilation but what I really have to tell you is this-breathe. Take it easy. It’s just another exam. It’s just as easy as the college entrance exam. The whole review was just made up so you can spend more time with your classmates so you won’t have a separation anxiety with school, okay? NLE is an exam; it’s not a matter of life and death.

Pray. It may be a loud or silent prayer to Allah, God Almighty, the Ancestors, etc but praying actually aids us into hoping that there is a guiding light that is always with us throughout the journey. Prayer is also a way of meditation so you can relax and also to help good circulation – so your brain gets all the oxygen it needs so you can remember the answers.

Follow instructions. Yes, it’s nerve racking. You‘ll feel your heart beat faster, it would be harder to breather and you’ll see yourself shaking and sweating, and your mouth dry. But stay focused. Compose yourself. Read the directions carefully. Do not forget your real name. Haha. Do not crumple your test kit.

Be prepared. Have everything in your bag – anti-diarrhea medications (coz lbm’s happen to a few, really), hard candies (just don’t chew like a goat), water – so you won’t have to drink up your saliva. Prepare your uniform ahead of time, or the night before. Assign someone to wake you up.

Analyze. As you open your test kit, say another prayer. Analyze every situation and answer accordingly. Follow your guts. Just answer the first thing that comes to mind. (walay nasipyat sa chamba) If you can't answer right away, skip the item and move on, holding on to one question would be waste of time. Just make sure you're shading the right number and letter, alright?:)

Enjoy shading. I know you mastered the art of shading throughout the review days. It’s like going back to kindergarten when you have to color a fruit without going through the outline. Have lots of sharpened pencils ready, at least two. And not too sharp, you may tear your answer sheet.

Smile J Yes, smiling just gives out all the answers from your head. You won’t really notice the whole 5 Tests are already done.

Rest your head before the exam. No more cramming, okay? Play your favorite playlist. Dance to your favorite song. Catch up that chick flick. Do not over eat. Do not starve yourself. Just don’t be late come exam day. And some proctors are strict, so tidy up guys. Tie up that hair, girl. And boys, you may wanna see your barber.

So, have a happy exam! Kaya niyo yan! J Hawda guys, woohoo! :’) Welcome to the club! weeee 

                                     

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2 comments

  1. Hello ate wowo! (Naki-ate e noh) hahaha. got a super nice post and great blogs. at na-inspired naman ako magtake ng board exam :))) HAHAHA.

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  2. hehehe nagblog gihapon ka maski hapit na... so you're not that pressured, Go girl! hehe actually inspired by some of your posts akong blogs, hehehe

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